23 Feb – Peter

Vincent’s father had died and so Vincent’s mother and I decided we should marry  so that she wouldn’t be alone. I became very stressed about this though because of the age gap and what the families would think, and I worried about how I’d explain it to my wife. I decided to visit Vincent first. When I arrived I discovered that he and his family were now living about two meters underground in a rather cramped, man-made cave. I was glad to discover it was Vincent’s birthday, which meant there wasn’t an opportunity to tell him about marrying his mother, but because I didn’t have a birthday present for him  I started making him a drawing of his sitting room on some wrapping paper.I drew his sofa much as it was but then next to it I drew two vast and rather strange and unattractive urns that levitated beside the sofa. I asked him how the girls were and he said everyone was fine. Iana was flourishing, the only problem was that everyday she got stung by a scorpion, and sometimes bitten by spiders.

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